To read the captions in the footer of this MSNBC report, you'd think that the anti-Socialism protesters at this Florida Town Hall meeting were scuffling with themselves, and that any injuries were self-inflicted.

Not so, of course... at around the 45-second mark you'll see an interview with a gentleman in a ripped shirt that really makes the point. "I'm not a protester," he says. "I'm a businessman.... I just came to listen and see what I'm missing about this health-care thing, because it doesn't make sense to me."

Amen, shipmate. Next time, call the Navy Jacks and we'll help you keep your shirt on!